It’s true. I’ve been MIA for an inexcusably long amount of time. But I’ve got a new boss, and she’s really been riding me. Here’s a glimpse of what I’m dealing with on a day-to-day basis:
And if you think that’s bad, it’s nothing compared to the way she berates my assistant:
Yet she does have her good points. For a while she was really into going to lunch, which suited me just fine. Here she is at Il Posto: 
And later she graced Green Goddess:
But she’s a mercurial little thing, and I learned one day the hard way that this joy in lunching does not — under any circumstances – extend to sushi restaurants. How did I learn this, you may ask? Because she broke the serene silence with a piercing scream, and as I struggled to feed (read: quiet) her while simultaneously shielding myself from the pubescent waiters, she karate-chopped my chopsticks off my plate and across the room.
This chick is not to be crossed.
Sounds like a real ballbuster. Good luck!
foodie baby! or maybe she wants to resist the label. maybe she senses you are exploiting her as poster child for your blog, hoping to get more hits. when she cries and karate chops with your chopstix, maybe she's trying to say, "maybe i don't want to have sophisticated tastes! let me be myself! god mom!"
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